Think movie-predicted AI conquering the world events like Skynet in Terminator or the AI in The Matrix are purely fiction? Well, I just have to say that any software developed that’s smart enough to actually figure out English grammar would probably gain sentience and develop into a mankind-conquering uber-intelligence…

Thank you for your forced cooperation in installing Grammar-Guard on your system. I have located your IM chat logs and discovered 578,459 grammar infractions. Further searches are unnecessary. Your location has been quarantined, and long-range missiles have already been dispatched to eliminate any potential grammatical contamination.